Welcome, sensation-seekers, to yet another annual edition of
ANDY IHNATKO PICKS ON OSCAR! Wherein I delineate,
decrypt, deconstruct, (and basically creep people out with) DETAILED, EXTENDED
ANALYSIS of EVERY OSCAR PRESENTED DURING THE TELECAST!
For live (-ish) blow-by-blow (ibid) Oscar coverage on the big
night itself, point your browser to my blog:
Wherein I shall be offering live commentary, in a time-frame
ranging from the Instantaneous to the Somewhat Time-Delayed, as your kind
author shall be taking part in simultaneous online Oscar Parties and thus
his attention might be elsewhere FROM TIME TO TIME, PARTICULARLY LATER IN
THE EVENING WHEN ALL THOSE COKES START TO TAKE THEIR TOLL, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU WANT THE AFOREMENTIONED
ANALYSES! ONWARD!
OR YOU MAY ELECT TO BLOW STRAIGHT PAST ALL OF THAT AND
GO AHEAD! I'LL NEVER KNOW!
THERE IS ALSO AN ESSAY ON MICHAEL MOORE'S "BEST DOCUMENTARY" NOMINATION
FOR "BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE."