Welcome, sensation-seekers, to yet another annual edition of ANDY IHNATKO PICKS ON OSCAR! Wherein I delineate, decrypt, deconstruct, (and basically creep people out with) DETAILED, EXTENDED ANALYSIS of EVERY OSCAR PRESENTED DURING THE TELECAST!

For live (-ish) blow-by-blow (ibid) Oscar coverage on the big night itself, point your browser to my blog:

http://www.cwob.com/oscarcast.html

Wherein I shall be offering live commentary, in a time-frame ranging from the Instantaneous to the Somewhat Time-Delayed, as your kind author shall be taking part in simultaneous online Oscar Parties and thus his attention might be elsewhere FROM TIME TO TIME, PARTICULARLY LATER IN THE EVENING WHEN ALL THOSE COKES START TO TAKE THEIR TOLL, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU WANT THE AFOREMENTIONED ANALYSES! ONWARD!

The "Big Picture" Categories

The Acting Categories

The Visual-Ish Sorts Of Categories

The Ones That Center Somehow On Noisemaking

The Not-Quite-So-Best Pictures


OR YOU MAY ELECT TO BLOW STRAIGHT PAST ALL OF THAT AND

Just See A Summary Of My Predictions


GO AHEAD! I'LL NEVER KNOW!

THERE IS ALSO AN ESSAY ON MICHAEL MOORE'S "BEST DOCUMENTARY" NOMINATION FOR "BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE."

Quacking For Columbine

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