Visual-Ish Stuff

Categories in which nominees succeeded in making the audience point and say "Jeez, get a load of that" at some point or another in the film

Best Visual Effects

In any category, there are nominees that should win and nominees that win because their movie made a hell of a lot of money. A flick that's both is bulletproof. A win for "Rings" should be more or less automatic, though "A.I." has the more traditional visual-effect-ey sort of shots…robots, flyin' cars, that sorta thing. The only think keeping "Rings" from being a lock is the fact that many of its more eye-popping effects were naturalistic ones.

My prediction: "The Lord Of The Rings." But never discount any nomination that includes the names "Dennis Muren" and "Stan Winston."

My personal choice: "Pearl Harbor." Ha ha ha. Kidding. I just wanted to mention that in one of those all-too-rare "God is Real and S/He Loves Me" moments, I was walking around the local Googleplex with my popcorn and jumbo Cherry Coke, while waiting for the cinema staff to finish cleaning the theater for the movie I had come to see. I passed by the "Pearl Harbor" theater just in time for the attack scene and by the time it was over, it was time to head on over to the see an actual decent movie. So I got to see the good bit of the film without having to slog through the bits that would have made me wonder how I could use each of the 18 implements on my Leatherman Wave Multifunction Tool to either gouge out my own eyes or those of the director. I felt that this was a real win.

Best Art Direction

"Art Direction" requires some deft explanation: it's the difference between an empty soundstage and what you see in the theater and on DVD. If a scene in the film takes place in a shabby assistant-professor's office at MIT, the day that scene is shot there have to be interior walls in there, and maybe a desk, and stuff on the desk, and things on the walls, and electrical outlets in the walls, and things plugged into the electrical outlets. And the type of wallplate on the plug and the sort of pencils on the desk and the title of the book that's on the floor and the fact that it's there on the floor and not on the bookcase are all decisions that have to be deliberately and distinctly made by Art Directors and Set Decorators.

Like Cinematography, it's sort of a cool category to try and evaluate. Let's clear away the rubbish first: "Amélie" - who knows, who cares. "Harry Potter": it's a fantasy film, and as such will probably be disregarded in favor of the bigger, more important, more successful fantasy film. Out.

"Gosford Park": well, that sprawling spectacular manor house is routinely cited as one of the most important and impressive things about the movie. Definitely in with a chance. But I think "Gosford" is going to be seen as a writers' movie. So while I'm not kicking it out, I'm not going to spend much time thinking about this nominee.

"Moulin Rouge" and "Lord Of The Rings" are cut from the same cloth. They're both flicks in which the art director had to create a bizarre and entirely unfamiliar world for the characters to inhabit, though in wholly different ways: "Moulin Rouge" is Elton John's fantasy world while "Rings" is probably…well, I don't know whose fantasy world it is but I bet he's got every episode of "Junkyard Wars" on videotape. If he doesn't, I can lend him one of the DVD's I burned on my dual-processor G4 tower.

I think "Rings" was clearly the bigger challenge. "Moulin Rouge" was a very insular region. A hotel room, a bedroom, a theater interior, a rooftop set. That's not completely it, but the flick definitely didn't have that same sense of a new and startlingly different kingdom around every hillside and every bend in the river.

Still, "Moulin Rouge" just plain screams out for an Art Direction award. I hated the music, I hated the editing, I hated the storyline, but I had to admit that those were some dang ambitious sets. Here's one area in which going way over the top actually works to the movie's benefit.

My prediction: "The Lord Of The Rings." I'm going to just play it safe. I think the sparsity and limited scope of "Moulin Rouge"'s sets will make it weak competition for "Rings." But I won't be surprised if its greater sparkle and more saturated colors make a stronger impression on voters.

My personal choice: "The Lord Of The Rings."

Best Costume Design

Okay. Now we've got a category where I can back "Moulin Rouge" 110%.

And what a relief it is. Not because I'm tired of bashing the film ("Imagine if in 1988, the Coca-Cola Company made a Diet Coke ad that went on for two hours" featured prominently in my review…and there's plenty more where that came from, folks) but because this will be the first time in recorded history that I just intuitively believe that I know who'll win Best Costume Design.
My only consistency in this category has been my annually demonstrating that I haven't the foggiest idea of what the voters are dialed into when it comes to costuming. First I bet on the film with the flashiest duds. Then I went for the one that had the most memorable "signature" outfit. I started experimenting with some manner of determining which films' clothes were most important to the story, then I that I had slipped the deadbolt on the doorway to madness and so from that point on I just asked my goldfish what they thought and went with it.

My prediction: "Moulin Rouge." The movie still sucked, though.

My Personal Pick: "Lord Of The Rings." There's just so much to choose from here. Though I liked the outfits in "Gosford Park," too. If I were allowed to dress myself I'd go out in a "Gosford Park" tuxedo, topped with a Gandalf hat. Nothin' says "Mister Badass" like a guy setting out in formal eveningwear and what appears to be a collapsed wasps' nest on his head.

Best Makeup

Not a hard one. "Beautiful Mind": a handful of old-age makeups, including one that kinda blew. "Moulin Rouge": is that what you remember from that flick? The Makeup?!?

My prediction: "Lord Of The Rings." I'm going with the hobbits and the elves and the trolls and the wizards and the wraiths. Call me reckless.

 

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